Auditions

By Mo Gaffney and Kathy Najimy
Directed by Tiffany Garrison-Schweigert
AUDITIONS:
Saturday, June 2nd and Sunday, June 3rd
from 1pm – 3pm
At St. Pius School
55th and Woodson, Mission, KS
EXPECTATION and PREPARATION:
Auditions will be an open call both days, and will consist of cold readings of one or more of the pieces from the script.
Auditioners should be familiar with the show. The director is looking for a strong group of 8 – 12 fearless and creative women of all ages.
Rehearsals begin June 10th and will run Sun – Thurs evenings. Bring your list of conflicts from June 10th through August 5th.
Please bring resume and headshot if available.
INVITED CALLBACKS: Monday, June 4th from 7pm – 10pm at St. Pius School.
PRODUCTION DATES:
July 20th – August 5th, 2012
Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm
Sundays at 2:00pm
All performances take place at
The Barn Players Theatre, 6219 Martway in Mission, KS
SYNOPSIS:
In the opening scene, two Supreme Beings plan the beginning of the world with the relish of two slightly sadistic suburban wives decorating a living room. Once they've decided on the color scheme of the races, a little concerned that white people will feel slighted being such a boring color, they create sex and the sexes. Afraid women will have too many advantages, the Beings decide to make childbirth painful and to give men enormous egos as compensation. From this moment, the audience is whisked through the outrageous universe of Kathy and Mo, where talented actresses play men and women struggling through the common rituals of modern life: teenagers on a date, sisters at their grandmother's funeral, a man and a woman together in a country-western bar. With boundless humor, PARALLEL LIVES reexamines the ongoing quest to find parity and love in a contest handicapped by capricious gods—or in this case, goddesses.
The director will be casting an ensemble of 8 – 12 women from ages 18 – 70 to portray characters in these vignettes, which include extended scenes, monologues and pantomimes.
For more information, please contact Eric Magnus, Artistic Director of The Barn Players, at emagnitude@me.com.
The Barn Players embraces diversity in all aspects of our organization. Non-traditional and equal-opportunity casting is encouraged.

Music by John Kander
Lyrics by Fred Ebb
Book by Rupert Holmes
Additional Book and Concept by Peter Stone
Additional Lyrics by John Kander and Rupert Holmes
Directed by Kipp Simmons
Musical Direction by Martha Risser
AUDITIONS:
Saturday, June 9th from 1:00pm – 3:00pm
Sunday, June 10th from 11:00am – 1:00pm
At St. Pius School
55th and Woodson, Mission, KS
EXPECTATION and PREPARATION:
Auditions will be an open call both days, and will consist of singing a prepared 32 bar selection of a musical theatre or pop/rock song in the style of the show.
Please Provide: Sheet Music...no CDs & NO ACAPPELLA auditions | Headshot/Resume (if available)
Invited Callbacks will be held on Saturday, June 23rd from 1:00 - 5:00 pm. If you are auditioning, please make sure to clear your schedule that evening, as callbacks are critical to putting together the strongest ensemble for this ensemble piece.
Rehearsals will begin in early September. Typical weekly rehearsal schedule will be Sunday through Thursday nights from 6:30pm – 10pm. Conflicts with the rehearsal schedule must be kept to an absolute minimum during the rehearsal process. No conflicts will be accepted during dress / tech week
PRODUCTION DATES:
November 2nd – 18th, 2012
Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm
Sundays at 2:00pm
All performances take place at...
The Barn Players Theatre
6219 Martway in Mission, KS
SYNOPSIS:
It's the brassy, bright and promising year of 1959. Boston's Colonial Theatre is host to the opening night performance of a new musical. When the leading lady mysteriously dies on stage the entire cast & crew are suspects. Enter a local detective, who just happens to be a musical theatre fan! Curtains is parody of 1950s "whodunnit" theater mysteries, where a lone detective, Lieutenant Frank Cioffi, investigates a series of murders that take place place behind the scenes of a fictional 1950s cowboy musical, "Robbin' Hood". The cast of "Robbin' Hood" is forced to stay inside the theater while Boston police detective Frank Cioffi unravels the mystery, getting involved with the show and falling in love with ingenue Niki Harris in the process.
CAST BREAKDOWN:
- Lieutenant Frank Cioffi | male | baritone | 38 – 48 | lead
- Niki Harris | female | soprano | 25 – 35 | lead
- Aaron Fox | male | baritone | 40 – 50 | lead
- Georgia Hendricks | female | mezzo | 30 – 37 | lead
- Bobby Pepper | male | baritone | 25 – 35 | supporting
- Carmen Bernstein | female | alto | 45 – 65 | supporting
- Bambi Bernét | female | soprano | 21 – 32 | supporting
- Christopher Belling | male | baritone | 40 – 60 | supporting
- Jessica Cranshaw | female | soprano | 35 – 45 | cameo
- Oscar Shapiro | male | baritone | 45 – 65 | cameo
- Daryl Grady | male | spoken | 30 – 40 | cameo
- Johnny Harmon | N/A | spoken | 40 – 55 | cameo
- Sidney Bernstein | male | spoken | 55 – 65 | chorus
- PLUS A LARGE CHORUS
For more information, please contact Eric Magnus, Artistic Director of The Barn Players, at emagnitude@me.com.
The Barn Players embraces diversity in all aspects of our organization. Non-traditional and equal-opportunity casting is encouraged.

A Benefit Concert For The Barn Players
Music & Lyrics by John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr
CONCEPT & DIRECTION by Eric Van Horn
AUDITIONS:
Sunday, June 24th, 2012 at 7:00pm
At St. Pius School
55th and Woodson, Mission, KS
EXPECTATION and PREPARATION:
Auditions will be an open call and will consist of singing a prepared 32 bar selection of a pop/rock song that shows vocal quality and range. Songs from the Beatles catalog may be used for auditions.
Please Provide: Sheet Music…no CDs & NO ACAPPELLA auditions
Headshot/Resume (if available)
Rehearsals will begin around July 1st. Typical weekly rehearsal schedule will be Sunday through Thursday nights from 7:00pm – 10:00pm. Conflicts with the rehearsal schedule must be kept to an absolute minimum during the rehearsal process. No conflicts will be accepted during dress / tech week
PRODUCTION DATES:
August 10 -12, 2012
Fridays and Saturdays at 7:30pm
Sundays at 2:00pm
All performances take place at…
The Barn Players Theatre
6219 Martway in Mission, KS
SYNOPSIS:
A concert showcasing the music of the John, Paul, George and Ringo…better known as The Beatles. They led the British Invasion and revolutionized rock ‘n’ roll music in the 1960s!
CAST BREAKDOWN:
The director is looking for a talented group of singers (age 30 and under), both male and female for the concert. The cast will consist of up to 14 performers for this one-of-a-kind benefit concert for The Barn!
For more information, please contact Eric Magnus, Artistic Director of The Barn Players, at emagnitude@me.com.
The Barn Players embraces diversity in all aspects of our organization. Non-traditional and equal-opportunity casting is encouraged.
Upcoming Audition Dates:
(All auditions, unless otherwise mentioned, at St. Pius School, 55th and Woodson, Mission, KS, 3rd Floor)
- 6 x 10
OPEN CALL: October 20th and 21st from 1pm - 4pm
As new information comes available, this page will be updated. If you have any questions about auditions, please contact the email address specified in the particular show audition notice, or theboard@thebarnplayers.org. Break a leg!



